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Just played it at full volume in my office...The Future Ex-Wife (FEx-W) was surprised I actually liked it. Shit she doesn't know about me still...

OK, dammit, you win. That's PERFECT. I just went to the doctor's with my son today, and they stuck masks on us both. It was like putting socks on a rooster. We hated it. But I think I could wear something more like THAT. @CQB27 , you got any more of those gas masks from a while back?

Who is this "Inoculum" you speak of? I do not fear any man!!!!

Self destruction is CASTRATION.

The man who lived 3 days didn't get laid.

FEAR has kept more people alive than have perished in all the human calamities combined.

I gotta get more fit. It's not like I'm in BAD shape, but I could certainly lose a couple inches (in circumference) and do more cardio. If I'm feeling all better by Sunday I'll be there. In Combat boots. But take it easy on me, I tend to overdo things...

For a moment there I thought your caption read "Axeman as the first of many three wheel cops", and I was like "Dood, I scored an avatar? That's sick - But I'm not sure a cop is what I'd have picked..."

Fuck off, I wasn't talking to you Just kidding, we're cool, but not so cool that I'm gonna blow a kiss at a guy or anything like that...

I think we need some good @2Glocks and @Bigigloopt2 memes to lighten the mood

Or in the Warsaw ghetto when the first arrests began?

Double-shot kind of morning!!!!!

That is a thing of beauty.

G’mernin. Am feeling brutally worked over from my little backwards Wile E Coyote impression on Tuesday night. Getting old sucks, but it beats the hell out of the alternative!

@Peanut Butter might be your best bet

Has too much dog hair on it. I'll trade my Chevy to someone else...

Is $55-$60 a good price? I just got one for that on ebay

But they’re not BHO, are they?

Ah, yes. I forgot to tell you. Very nice and courteous gentleman called to tell me he’d seen my ad, but wanted something newer like a Glock. I was surprised he called to tell me that - most people wouldn’t have bothered. Thanks for trying!