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Pro tip: What works best is to stick your head out of the garage and holler “Are y’all fucking stupid or something??”

Repeat after me: “This is far easier than a divorce!!”

Fucking brilliant. You can park anywhere, but you gotta block the driveway of the house when I’m in the garage???

Wish that’d happen to me! I know a few people I’d let park in my yard so I could sell their trucks!!

I blame the British.

I hate you. :wink: I haven’t had a drink in a few days, but I woke up this morning feeling hungover. After 3 cups of strong coffee and some ibuprofen, it still took until about an hour ago to get feeling halfway human. Brain moving in slow motion, and head still hurts, but I gotta keep working.

That’s how most plumbing gets done!!!

Check your text messages

So, are you saying you’re planning on impregnating the girlfriend?

Your dad?

I thought @Shemp was the guy making snow-cones in 18 different flavors at the Chosin Reservoir....Did I get him mixed up with some other old fart?

Who are we hunting?

My week is as fucked up as a football bat.

I’d rather shoot AT the golf ball than try striking that fucking thing with a piece of metal that’s called wood. So weird.

Been There, Done That Got The Divorce To Prove It :wink:

BT, DT GTDTPI

Weeeeeeellll, I’d leave out the oak, it tends to have a really sour smell when it gets wet.

Well, you also have your own ‘farm list’: Muck out the showers Swab toilets and bathroom decks Spread toilet paper and install throughout the house Crib the dishes Till the laundry, then bale it and stack it in the barn Pick the vegetables from the Kroger garden Herd the dogs to the North...

Nerple.

Yes. I really looked just like that kid