Sure have. Scared the living shit out of em as well....bastards decided to use my outdoor lounge one night at about midnight.
Really? You are that much of a fucking douche bag to yell at some kids in your grass? What the fuck is wrong with you? I thought Liberals would have a much broader sense of acceptance?
Well, they do support the boys pretty well, maybe that's my dirty little secret?!?!
Yeah I did. They drop candybar wrappers and bottles and shit in my driveway and my yard and it pisses me off. I have a shit ton of foot traffic past my house.
Fuck man, I would have called the cops. You can't put up with some shit like that. I agree, you should hunt those little fuckers down and assonate them for leaving their candy wrappers on your precious fucking lawn, in the city .... wait a second here, why didn't you just have your maid pick them up?
Those bastards were college kids to be fair....and I'm pretty sure they were high on top of a serious drunkenness.
Probably one of my proudest moments. Went around the house and approached from the shadows. When I got about 10ft away, I yelled 'get off my damn lawn mother fuckers'. I don't think I've ever seen drunken frat boys run that fast.
Probably one of my proudest moments. Went around the house and approached from the shadows. When I got about 10ft away, I yelled 'get off my damn lawn mother fuckers'. I don't think I've ever seen drunken frat boys run that fast.
Assinate? Is that what happens when you sit down on the gel bike seat until your ass hurts?
Yes, and you throw Snicker's wrappers on some Liberal's lawn who goes ape-shit on ya
High school kids in my lawn, not drunk and in the middle of the day. I have an alley to one side, and everyone cuts through the driveway and the yard. I grew up in a place where people's personal space was respected and it just gets under my skin.
lol, yes, I typed too fast .... kinda like their and they're ... not like that has ever happened
Sounds like that's all you're doing too fast.lol, yes, I typed too fast .... kinda like their and they're ... not like that has ever happened
Are you really that much of a bitch? Holy shit, I can only imagine how much of a douche bag you'll be when you hit 70
You should stand just off his property screaming 'hit me bro' while some hipster records it on his phone.
Hell yeah I am. I don't throw shit in other people's yards and I don't expect them to toss their trash in mine. It's a lack of basic courtesy that pisses me off. Also, it works...I can be a scary bastard.
Watch out kids, old-man Laufen down the way will take you out with a 30.06 if he sees you looking at his grass the wrong way.
Seriously, what kind of man-bitch wants to chase some kids down and beat them for a fucking candy-wrapper? You have a fucking maid cleaning your house..... I can't even wrap my head around this.
Seriously, what kind of man-bitch wants to chase some kids down and beat them for a fucking candy-wrapper? You have a fucking maid cleaning your house..... I can't even wrap my head around this.
Bullshit, hipsters are friggin everywhere now. If there's a crossfit box, there are hipsters.