Howard Law

What do you do

  • Hover

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Wipe and sit

    Votes: 10 41.7%
  • Birdnest

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • eww, i'm to uppidy to use a public tiolet

    Votes: 6 25.0%

  • Total voters
    24

Miles

Ninja
Site Supporter
Kalash Klub
Jul 20, 2016
8,384
46,778
113
NW GA
This guy knows.
I grew up in the army barraks.
Russian show polish has alcohol in it.
Do you know how many slices of bread with shoe polish you need to eat to get buzzed???? Enough that it stains your teeth.
PS you rub it on like butter. Wait for alcohol to get absorbed into bread, wipe excess polish off. Eat. Repeat untill buzzed.
 

karlvv

The LEGEND
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Apr 3, 2015
3,784
12,415
113
Harlem, GA
Zip code
30814
I grew up in the army barraks.
Russian show polish has alcohol in it.
Do you know how many slices of bread with shoe polish you need to eat to get buzzed???? Enough that it stains your teeth.
PS you rub it on like butter. Wait for alcohol to get absorbed into bread, wipe excess polish off. Eat. Repeat untill buzzed.

Damn