Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

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Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
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Amateur...pinch it off, dump it out the window, finish.

I can't stop laughing at this. I was about 8 the first time my dad made me piss in a bottle on our way to Florida and he didn't wanna stop. Moving along at 70 mph and I'm sitting next to my brother and cousin in the back of an XJ holding the bottle between my knees and trying to "aim" the piss in...needless to say I missed a bunch. Boy was he mad. Yelling "stick your dick in the bottle!" from the front seat when he realized what was going on. What a mess.
I bet he never had to tell you that again - even when you didn’t have to pee!
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
113
Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
The concrete dust isn't terrible, but not understanding anyone is kinda weird. I speak Arabic, not Espanol.

The only phrases I know in Spanish are
Necessito el bano
Necessito una cerveza
Necessito una prostitute muy peligrosa
Those are the important ones.
 

Axeman

If you can’t laugh at yourself you’re FUKT!!!
Kalash Klub
Lifetime Supporter
Dec 5, 2016
7,679
36,680
113
Goat Rodeo Clown
Zip code
30188
firreal can’t tag lol
It’s been broken for a while, unless you’re trying to tag people who never are on here. Then it works fine.
If you want to tag a regular, you have to type the whole thing perfectly. That’s the only way it works.