Foreign Weapons and Obscure Builds V3

[Shemp]

Du
Du hast
Du hast mich

Correct

 

[Jstegman1]

Holy fucking shit dude we get it you listen to music. No need to post lyrics to every fucking song you hear.

 

[lesptr]

Holy fucking shit dude we get it you listen to music. No need to post lyrics to every fucking song you hear.

Yeah, just the good ones please.

 

[1776]

Holy fucking shit dude we get it you listen to music. No need to post lyrics to every fucking song you hear.

In the immortal words of Pinkguy
Shut the fuck up, you're a stupid cunt.

 

[1776]

 

[Shemp]

Holy fucking shit dude we get it you listen to music. No need to post lyrics to every fucking song you hear.

 

[Shemp]

Seems kinda gay

 

[1776]

Seems kinda gay

Kinda?

 

[Shemp]

Kinda?

 

[1776]

I see you are a man of excellent taste.

 

[1776]

Are you stupid or disabled man? I can't fucking tell.

Basically what I'm thinking 90% of the time when I have to interact with people...

 

[KhyberPass]

 

[1776]

View attachment 135534

When you see the aliens, tell them my asshole still hurts....and ask them to hurry up with the plans to wipe out mankind

 

[1776]

My homie's dad : I found a turtle, I'm gonna throw it in the pond.

Me: that's a box turtle, don't do that.

Him: yeah, it's a turtle, they live in water

Me: ....

 

[1776]

My homie's dad : I found a turtle, I'm gonna throw it in the pond.

Me: that's a box turtle, don't do that.

Him: yeah, it's a turtle, they live in water

Me: ....

Me: why not just leave it alone?
Him:...

 

[dial1911]

Me: why not just leave it alone?
Him:...

I had to chase my dog around the other week to take a box turtle away from him. Must have found it in the backyard. It was a little one.

Should have asked him if he saw flippers on that turtle.

 

[1776]

I had to chase my dog around the other week to take a box turtle away from him. Must have found it in the backyard. It was a little one.

Should have asked him if he saw flippers on that turtle.

I talked him into just letting it go. Poor little fuck had been hit by a car at some point (he was healing well), no need in messing with him any more.

 

[KhyberPass]

Haters gonna hate

 

[1776]

Haters gonna hate View attachment 135535

Yeah, they can swim, but they don't rely on a body of water like other turtles. There's no need to do anything with them unless they're in the middle of a road.

 

[3x]

Haters gonna hate View attachment 135535

What kind of AR15 is that?