PewPewPewCo
Sniper
It's fucking stupid, you are stupid, and its name sounds like a stupid fucking bad guy from those stupid fucking Underworld movies. You're going to blend in great in the year 2463 when PETA has given deer optical fucking scanners to avoid hunters in the god damn Matrix. Fuck even the matrix chose black over a bunch of stupid over stretched octagons. I bet you're the kind of fuck who paints things "Burnt fuck my skull Bronze" because it all looks so fucking stupid just like your Caw uh Doody guns. Fuck even the Army, who's #1 use of camo is to blend in on base, avoided fucking octagons and color spectrum of a tweaked out rave girl when choosing a pixelated camo.
You are the Adam Sandler of guns. You're stupid, cheesy, and when a group of guys have a sensible chuckle at a meet and greet its not because of your joke it's because of your gun.
You are the Adam Sandler of guns. You're stupid, cheesy, and when a group of guys have a sensible chuckle at a meet and greet its not because of your joke it's because of your gun.
