Stupidest pickup line you’ve ever used.

Howard Law

boss_hawg

Sniper
Jul 13, 2015
2,480
2,248
113
Zip code
30328
My name is Boss Hawg. I’m a boss and I have a hawg. Can I buy you a drink?
 

2Glocks

Half Chicken - Half Trans Man
Site Supporter
Aug 30, 2019
2,063
8,963
113
Hickory Flat
Zip code
30188
Wanna know why the call me the rooster? It's cause I'm small and don't last long. Dinner?
 

Rwjeter

Space Force General Freeze.
Lifetime Supporter
Nov 16, 2016
10,945
15,784
113
Temple
Zip code
30179
Wanna ride in my Jeep?

I have a Boyfriend.

And? Wanna ride in my Jeep?

*Didn’t work by the way.
 

Tedkennedy

Omnivore
Site Supporter
May 17, 2016
1,915
7,867
113
Oklahoma
Zip code
74066
Wanna ride on my Harley?

Worked 90% of the time, last time I used it was 1991....been with that girl ever since. Been a helluva ride, she's a gem!

( I guess that wasn't stupid)
 
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