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Tedkennedy

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A buddy talked me in to doing the Bataan Death Mach Marathon in March. I started training specifically for it yesterday. 10.25 ugly hills with a bunch of canned goods in my ALICE pack....I'm feeling it. Plan is up the long run by two miles/two pounds each week until race.

I'm signed up as "civilian-heavy" which means I have to complete the 26.2 across the desert with backpack weighing minimum of 35 lbs.
 
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There's this hipster using a Bosch jigsaw with a rubber ball at the end of the blade as massage tool. He's been at it for a solid 20 minutes and hasn't done a single exercise.....and I'm pretty sure he just tried to out it in his butt.
 

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I just found out the Bataan Death March next month has over three times the elevation change than I thought it did....I didn't notice the map was in meters, not feet. Who the hell draws a map in meters?

Ran 7 yesterday, ran 2.15 a while ago. Bring on the suck!
 

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I just found out the Bataan Death March next month has over three times the elevation change than I thought it did....I didn't notice the map was in meters, not feet. Who the hell draws a map in meters?

Ran 7 yesterday, ran 2.15 a while ago. Bring on the suck!
I've been slacking badly, but did a 5 miler last Saturday. I'll get back at it when the whether gets nicer.
 

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Hipster still hasn't lifted a single weight. He did, however, manage to spend 5 minutes struggling with, and grunting at, his $200 CrossFit dicksucking shoes.
 

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Hipster still hasn't lifted a single weight. He did, however, manage to spend 5 minutes struggling with, and grunting at, his $200 CrossFit dicksucking shoes.

They make dicksucking shoes? And this whole time you've been doing it in regular tennis shoes. You need to step your game up.
 
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I did like 1000 things.....then I puked. Screenshot_20190218-121402.png

Oops, 1,092 things
 

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Biceps and abs bc those are the two things I care about right now lol. Eating less too. Short but productive 40 mins in the gym.
 

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Hipster still hasn't lifted a single weight. He did, however, manage to spend 5 minutes struggling with, and grunting at, his $200 CrossFit dicksucking shoes.
Dicksucking shoes? PM sent.
 
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Did 16 miles with 30# pack on Sunday. I was still wiped out yesterday....less than 4 weeks til Bataan.
 

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Did a short run n gun course on Saturday - 2.3 miles of trail/jungle complete with greenbriar, blackberry - like an idiot I ran it in sandals and shorts. Legs look like hamburger, came in third.

Did 19 harsh miles with 35# pack yesterday. I am so done with this pack BS.
 
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952 reps and almost 70k lbs lifted....I'm gonna go puke, eat, and take a nap. Screenshot_20190226-115807.png Screenshot_20190226-115802.png
 
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Ran 5 miles. Stomach began gurgling at mile 4, had to sprint to get home and on a toilet before cramping my pants. Kale shakes are good but soo bad

Resting heart rate is back to 61( usually low fifties when I’m really in shape), got up to 180bpm on the run
 
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Tedkennedy

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Ran 5 miles. Stomach began gurgling at mile 4, had to sprint to get home and on a toilet before cramping my pants. Kale shakes are good but soo bad

Resting heart rate is back to 61( usually low fifties when I’m really in shape), got up to 180bpm on the run

I just can't imagine this being a true statement.
 
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