9mm homos

Howard Law

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Look I get that 9mm is your caliber of choice but Jesus some of us don't use it.

Anything larger is too much recoil and penetration. Anything smaller isn't enough penetration or wounding capability.

We get that you've decided you've found the holy grail in the cost/benefit analysis of recoil vs penetration vs wounding ability, but some of us actually have men's wrists and forearms so we can add a pinch more powder and stay on target while reaping the additional benefits of other calibers. Conversely, some of us aren't fighting DGU's in hypothetical Internet forums all day and we carry what's comfortable and convenient for us.

This may come as a surprise, but 357, 40, and 45 isn't flying out the backside of bad guys and killing the babies you're so worried about when talkin about over penetration.

And all that extra recoil we deal with probably won't have near the effect on accuracy your carpal tunnel from typing on the internet all day will have when firing the gun.

We get it. You're poor so ammo is cheap and Internet forums are free.
 
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Laufen

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Hey, I understand that there are a lot of you that like the .40, .357 mag, .45acp and the 10mm. I'm sure you guys also fill up the Caprice with high octane gas when you want to cruise the Krispy Kreme parking lot challenging high school kids to red light races, and always buy Magnum condoms at the Quick Trip if the cashier is female.

I understand, your life is a charade, one that's reflected in your choice of handgun caliber, one that's evidenced by your preference for a Yeti tumbler because of it's mythical ability to keep your Code Red Mountain Dew cold longer than other less Bro alternatives.

It's cool, we can co-exist. I get you.
 

Leshaire

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Hey, I understand that there are a lot of you that like the .40, .357 mag, .45acp and the 10mm. I'm sure you guys also fill up the Caprice with high octane gas when you want to cruise the Krispy Kreme parking lot challenging high school kids to red light races, and always buy Magnum condoms at the Quick Trip if the cashier is female.

I understand, your life is a charade, one that's reflected in your choice of handgun caliber, one that's evidenced by your preference for a Yeti tumbler because of it's mythical ability to keep your Code Red Mountain Dew cold longer than other less Bro alternatives.

It's cool, we can co-exist. I get you.
ROFL I was scrolling to pretty much say the same thing but likely not as funny. You sir have made my morning. Every word here is fucking gold!
 

PewPewPewCo

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Hey, I understand that there are a lot of you that like the .40, .357 mag, .45acp and the 10mm. I'm sure you guys also fill up the Caprice with high octane gas when you want to cruise the Krispy Kreme parking lot challenging high school kids to red light races, and always buy Magnum condoms at the Quick Trip if the cashier is female.

I understand, your life is a charade, one that's reflected in your choice of handgun caliber, one that's evidenced by your preference for a Yeti tumbler because of it's mythical ability to keep your Code Red Mountain Dew cold longer than other less Bro alternatives.

It's cool, we can co-exist. I get you.
Lol laughed in court
 

PewPewPewCo

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Mar 23, 2015
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I am poor so I will keep shooting 9mm thank you very much. And I'm going to buy more kryptek just to spite you and your elitist .45 and multicam friends.
Shoot it all you like, but damn every Internet commando who goes on about how anything larger is too much recoil, penetration, testosterone, etc.....
 

Red Dawn

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I'll shoot whatever is around I don't care no limp wristing here. I buy 9 cause it affordable but if you got it bring it I'll out shoot you with your gun and ammo too. Oh wait that's my son...my bad
 
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DoglegArms

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Look I get that 9mm is your caliber of choice but Jesus some of us don't use it.

Anything larger is too much recoil and penetration. Anything smaller isn't enough penetration or wounding capability.

We get that you've decided you've found the holy grail in the cost/benefit analysis of recoil vs penetration vs wounding ability, but some of us actually have men's wrists and forearms so we can add a pinch more powder and stay on target while reaping the additional benefits of other calibers. Conversely, some of us aren't fighting DGU's in hypothetical Internet forums all day and we carry what's comfortable and convenient for us.

This may come as a surprise, but 357, 40, and 45 isn't flying out the backside of bad guys and killing the babies you're so worried about when talkin about over penetration.

And all that extra recoil we deal with probably won't have near the effect on accuracy your carpal tunnel from typing on the internet all day will have when firing the gun.

We get it. You're poor so ammo is cheap and Internet forums are free.
^ he's a 357 SIG guy.
 

Laufen

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I really like .357 Sig, 38 super, 9x23 Winchester, and .400 Cor-Bon, but I also really like shooting large volumes of ammo, and 9mm does the job.
 

AtlMedic

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Shoot it all you like, but damn every Internet commando who goes on about how anything larger is too much recoil, penetration, testosterone, etc.....

That's true. I love .45 and I will have another. I use 9mm because my wife is more comfortable shooting it then .45. Till the gun fund allows more guns I stick with guns she will shoot.

Internet commandos are fucking annoying.
 

NWS

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you silly faggots with your pussy handguns. I'm over here with my rifle laughing my ass off at you.
 
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boss_hawg

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is your kryptek tropic cerakoted smith & wesson m&p45 not feeling the love that it deserves on instagram?

walk over to the couch, kick off your Ugg boots and open up that laptop. then, there's nothing left to do but attack the masses for their 9mm fixation.
 
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